Fortunately, the anonymity clause puts a stop to any great escapes being hatched by angst-ridden inmates. And we trust that prisoners wouldn’t service the P:log themselves – ink cartridges are deadly in the wrong hands!
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Have you ever exhausted your toner the moment tomorrow’s presentation needs printing? Even if you’re careful to keep a stock of cartridges, a search on Twitter at any given moment (search: ink cartridge) will reveal someone in a panic.
It’s impossible that you haven’t heard the news. Even the birds were singing about the announcement of the Apple iPad yesterday – while blog hubs like Technorati have strained under the weight of gossip.
Brits are proving themselves more than fair weather friends to single-function printers, according to a 27 January post at PCR-Online.Biz.

Given the destructive scenes often depicted in cinema, you might query the wisdom of a technology that brings contextual smells to the viewer. Would the firebombing in Avatar be improved by the whiff of burnt plant life in the theatre?
For much of the printer industry, the financial downturn has meant profits flatter than a pancake. Yet the announcement of Q4 revenues by Xerox sees the ink cartridge manufacturer with a negligible 3% dip in revenues, compared to 2009.
For members of generation YouTube, the 50th anniversary of the copier machine prompts two possible reactions: (1) dull-eyed indifference or (2) panic-eyed incomprehension. For obvious reasons, the latter reaction is by far the preferred.
Only 3 weeks ago Printerinks.com News reported on the Hewlett Packard webcam that failed to recognise non-caucasian users. Uncovered by Afro-American Desi Cryer, he accused HP’s facial recognition software of racism in his humorous YouTube video. He prompted a fast response from Hewlett Packard - while the video logs nearly 2 million views.
What are the chances you’ll print this article? Not great, say figures as influential as Bill Gates. In October 2005 the Microsoft chairman told The Times that print was going the way of flared trousers and buying a daily newspaper. He told Joe Bolger: “We’re right on the verge of something that could become mainstream.” The paperless office – first prophesied in a 1975 Business Week article – was poised to change from a marketing cliché into reality.

Did you know that the word ‘gastronomy’ derives from the Ancient Greek for ‘food’ and ‘knowledge’? Today we place emphasis on the ‘food’ part of the equation – yet in earlier centuries the concept was tied to everything from painting to geology. Preparing and enjoying food were activities known in relation to all human existence.
Earlier this week Printerinks.com News reported that HP and Canon were making 6 figure contributions to aid efforts in Haiti. The printer brands were but two of several dozen US corporations making sizeable donations to help the quake victims.
There can’t be many competitors for the title of ‘sexiest printer,’ for the simple reason that document printing belongs to the inhibited realm of the office. A Google search for the term returns multiple hits for the Samsung ML1630 and, bizarrely, the Zebra P1101.
Yet the new AutoDesk conceptual images by designer Aaron Hughes might just convince us that printers can be sexy. This may be because the illustrations make it easy to forget you’re staring at a printer: as Ruchi of Waylou.com writes in a 21 January post, the Autodesk might have been the brainchild of Stark Industries. How could anything so clearly designed for space shuttle missions print documents? 
Most couples save the photo album for after the wedding. But when Carolina resident Derick stumbled on a novel way to propose to girlfriend Emily, his Canon 7D digital camera saw some major use. To generate his light-writing proposal, Derick employed 2 friends and took more than 800 exposures over 3 nights.
Are you the owner of a large corporation? Or do you have $100,000 spare and enjoy making sure people know it? Then the HP ‘Wall of Touch’ should be your next purchase.
Unveiled this week, the Hewlett Packard devices ties together nine 1080p resolution touch screens for 129 inches total length. It displays news, runs video chats, lets you update Twitter – and does this without needing you to touch the screen.
Hewlett Packard integrated touch screen technology into their laptops back in 2007. Though the screens were pristine, the same could not be said of the fingers pressing on them. This was fine – as long as consumers harboured ambitions to become window cleaners.
Yet for publicly displayed touch screens – bought for prestige - it was necessary that they remain immaculate. The ‘Wall of Touch’ hence senses the user’s presence – responding to gestures made near the screen, making touch redundant.
It does this using optical cameras and a magnetic strip, rather than the capacitive overlays familiar in touch screens. A z800 workstation keeps the screens ticking over.
Prototypes of the gesture-sensitive screens are already displayed at the NBA Headquarters and the Continental Airlines counter at Houston Airport. Yet according Phil McKinney (speaking in The Wall Street Journal video above) Hewlett Packard have received several requests to build more of the $100,000 screens.
When they’re made commercially available in 2011, interested parties will be able to spring for cheaper versions. Yet for features like HD video conferencing, the hefty price tag will remain.
Tough Love For Xerox writer Michael J writes that the notion of digital technology replacing print is the “figment of some politician’s imagination.” We’re inclined to agree – and what better proof than the Epson digital photo frame which doubles as a printer? Far from proving the redundancy of print, Epson’s new release demonstrates that digital technology is insecure about itself.


Xerox CEO Ursula Burns has been named among the 75 most powerful women in business by BlackEnterprise.com. Praised as a woman ‘positioned to change global commerce’ in the article, she took charge of printer and ink cartridge brand Xerox in July 2009.
Dozens of US companies have pledged 6 figure sums to aid Haiti relief in the last week. According to a (frequently updated) list by the US Chamber of Commerce, among the larger contributors are: Microsoft, which has donated $1.25m, and PepsiCo, which is pledging $1m.
Are you tired of TV shows that bear not the slightest relation to your interests? Think that watching the box would be time better spent if the program’s characters mentioned topics you enjoy? How about Hugh Laurie making mention of your local supermarket in an episode of House? Or is that too specific?
Fans of pelting balls of waste paper into trashcans – beware. Researchers at Xerox have released word of a new erasable paper that makes your pastime redundant.
According to a 12 December report by T. M. Washington at Posterous.com, the images printed on the Xerox erasable paper last only a day. Subjecting the sheets to heat or light makes the images disappear more quickly though – as shown in a video by Xerox (see above.)
For offices eager to test the Xerox invention, this of course raises the question: how best to subject the erasable paper to heat? The Xerox video features a hairdryer – potentially sparking a new office supplies market for home appliance brands.
Though still in the preliminary stages, scientists at the Palo Alto Research Center believe Xerox erasable paper could be commercially available in 5-10 years. According to the Xerox press release, Xerox estimate 40% of sheets printed in offices are discarded after 1 day – suggesting a huge market for erasable paper.
Part of a Xerox initiative to develop “dynamic documents,” erasable paper became possible when scientists discovered how to create temporary images. Creating images with a special compound means they change colour when hit by certain wavelengths, then gradually disappear.
Scientists at PARC are developing a counterpart printer for Xerox’s erasable paper – which uses a specific frequency of light to generate images on the sheets. According to the Xerox press release, many clients have expressed an interest in “transient documents.” It will be years though, before erasable paper is commercially ready.
Paul Smith, Manager of Xerox Corporation’s materials design & synthesis lab, said: "Despite our reliance on computers to share and process information, there is still a strong dependence on the printed page for reading and absorbing content. Self-erasing documents for short-term use offers the best of both worlds.”
This is completely true; unless of course, you enjoy pelting balls of waste paper into trashcans.

The anxiously anticipated Consumer Electronics Show (CES) 2010 has come to a conclusion this week. At CES companies introduce their latest and greatest. It takes a terrific gadget to win these CES awards, and this year Lexmark has done it.
Lexmark won the CES Innovations award for their new Lexmark Platinum Pro905 Inkjet All-in-one printer. Award winners are selected by a panel of judges including independent industry designers, engineers and journalists. This award winning premium printer was debuted at CES 2010 and is targeted at small business customers looking to save on the cost of inks while enjoying platinum features found in an all-in-one printer, including a copier, scanner, fax, Wi-Fi and functionality with the new LexPrint iPhone app.
The Platinum Pro905 is slightly higher priced at purchase, however is touted as a significant long term money saver, offering significantly lower priced ink cartridges that each print about 500 pages.
Image: Times Online
Question: What do corporations with global brand recognition do to revive flagging fortunes? Answer: Hire pop stars as their Creative Directors, and give them license to invent specialty products. 
In the French region of Normandy, patients of the Deauville Hospital are finding life an altogether more relaxing affair than formerly.
They gaze about, and the corridors are smattered with soothing images of the countryside and sleepy towns. The walls imitate the texture of grass, or sand, meaning that patients need only stare intently to imagine themselves in a leafy meadow or secluded beach.
The cause of all this sudden relaxation? A number of wide format graphics produced in collaboration between the hospital’s director Tanguy de la Bourdonnaye, the photographer Bruno Macé, and the architect Marc Jitiaux.
By fixing on the concept ‘Inside, Outside,’ the dynamic trio created images that positively compel patients and staff to pause in their activities, and sigh contentedly.
Since September 2009, members of the hospital have enjoyed the ‘care’ space, which was produced using Hewlett Packard’s latex ink printers.
These devices print without the ‘voluble organic compounds’ normally found in ink, and are odourless. The images could hence be mounted without violating the Deauville Hospital’s health & safety regulations – which for some reason frowns on patients choking on ink particles.
M. Macé took his recreations of the outside world from the area surrounding Deauville, in waiting rooms and bedrooms. Aiming at trompe l'oeil’ (or ‘trick the eye’ for the Francophone-impaired), patients can enjoy the picturesque innards of a Bordeaux home without ever leaving their bed.
It was M. Macé who suggested using the odourless latex ink that has enabled staff to enjoy the scenes.
In a 20 December 2009 post on Global Print Monitor, M. de le Bourdonnaye is quoted: "Our story is a good example of why it is so important to choose the right printer, even if fine art printing isn't your core business.
“HP Latex technology provides a key benefit for businesses looking to produce prints for public places, where odours and VOCs are a cause for concern."
The folks at HP Middle East have donated several TouchSmart PCs to the Dubai Autism Centre. Using simple multi-touch gestures, such as rotating, flicking, pinching and pressing, these TouchSmart PCs give autistic children access to a host of applications. For example, with TouchSmart Canvas users can organise photos, while with TouchSmart Live TV users can pause and record online TV shows.
Are you sick to death of the outrageous prices HP charge for their official black ink cartridges? You might (and here’s the shameless plug) avoid paying through the nose by purchasing from a remanufactured ink vendor. Or, if you’re hopelessly attached to the contents of the wallet, you might print documents with your own blood. .